Assault with bottle (knife, fist, foot too). A scene from sunny seaside Morocco, land with no approval of alcohol consumption (or education on the subject).
Familiarise yourself with the main characters:
Mr. Shirtless (weapon: 8in blade, defence tactic: continued possession of 8in blade)
Mr. Baggy-Pants (weapon: wine bottle/fist/foot/anything, defence tactic: keep moving to make enemy dizzy)
Mr. Tanktop (weapon: ninja passiveness, defence tactic: head will do)
Then again, at least they're keeping it to themselves which is better than some of the pissheads on European or American soil.
Highlights - (not the best quality footage)
0.16 Mr B-P socks Mr Tanktop (fist)
0.27 Mr B-P finds a wine bottle
[general disorientation]
0.44 Mr B-P smashes bottle over Mr Tanktop
[more dizzying moves]
1.19 Mr B-P introduces foot to crotch (of Mr Tanktop)
1.41 Mr B-P becomes interested by Mr Shirtless' knife and tries to take - by the blade with both hands, fails.
1.51 Okay it's over.
1.51 No, it's not.
1.55 Remember this
Punchlines in comments, please.
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